I was nowhere near an overpass, or hailstorm this past Sunday. But - a tree in my yard DID HAVE a branch with suicidal tendencies & a penchant for testing Gravity. Smashed my windshield & left 14 dents down the roof of my Mazda 5 Sport.... great way to start a Monday.
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“Now, a lot of people respond to these neighbor disputes in ways that escalate the situation. For instance: he leaves a passive-aggressive note on my car. I kill a rat and leave it under his doormat. He slashes my tires. I burn his family.” - Dude... Sweet! » 4/21/15 3:19pm Tuesday 3:19pm

Wow - the things you learn. I knew he had lost weight, but didn’t know that he fixed cars. I never knew that his first name was Scotty... I always knew him as Val. And never knew that he won an Enema Award for his work on CBS.
» 4/21/15 3:12pm Tuesday 3:12pm